Jarome Arthur-Leigh Adekunle Tig Junior Elvis Iginla

Get outta here with that name, but no, don't go. I'd personally like to welcome dat ass to the 'Burgh.

So this guy comes to us from Canada. That's hot...right? Apparently the Pens scooped him up when Crosby broke his jaw in a trade that screwed Boston. He's an NHL vet, All Pro, All Star, All That having played in Calgary throughout his career until now.  Obvi he's come to Pittsburgh to get that championship.

I give you Jarome Iginla in all his glory...

Thanks J.